Friday
Jun032011
THIS IS FUNNY!
Thursday
Jun022011
Report: Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds
Thursday, June 2, 2011 at 12:15AM
Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds
In The Know panelists discuss a new congressional report linking all of America's problems to the fact that our entire nation was built on top of Native American graves.
Saturday
May142011
Hot Girls Wage Lawsuit Against Facebook Privacy
Saturday, May 14, 2011 at 11:30PM The demographic with most at stake on the topic of facebook privacy are hot girls. They have organized and taken to the streets so that creepy guys will stop looking at their pictures.
Friday
Apr222011
FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
Friday, April 22, 2011 at 11:39PM Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.
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Despondex, FDA, Pfizer, cheerful, depressant, drug, exuberance, funny, mood, perkiness, prescription, satire in The Onion, video Friday
Apr152011
How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him
Friday, April 15, 2011 at 12:00PM
How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him
Today Now! dating expert Rebeccah Rachel shares tips for getting the attention of that cute guy who's thrusting his erection inside of you.
