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Friday
Sep302011
Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks

Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks
Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail.
Wednesday
Sep212011
John Stamos' Guide To Cuddling

John reunites with Bob Saget for a manly look at tenderness.
Tuesday
Sep062011
ZipBaby

Want a baby, but without the hassle of always taking care of it? ZipBaby has got you covered.
Sunday
Aug212011
Dan Savage's New Threat to Rick Santorum

If Rick Santorum runs for President on an anti-gay platform, Dan Savage will have no choice but to redefine his first name now, too.
Saturday
Aug132011
Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger

Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger
The new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol as well as provide tax incentives for seniors who bungee jump off of cliffs.