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The star of "The Big Bang Theory" helps you get the most out of your alone time.










The star of "The Big Bang Theory" helps you get the most out of your alone time.
From the Swedish film 'Farsan'
Woman: What is it?
Man: What do you mean what is it? What is it yourself?
Woman: What the hell are you doing?
Man: What the hell are you doing yourself?.. tsss... you! *Humps the chair*
Woman: What the hell are you doing? Stop it... stop it and make salad instead!
Man: Okay.. heh! Tomatoes... Huh, salad?! ....... Here, help yourself..... Macho salad!
The team of scientists says the $19 million dollar mission will put them in direct contact with a woman by 2018.
Everything was going fine until Loko showed up.
Let's hope John and Yoko would support this clever appropriation of their ballad about peace.
The United Nations now offers your home the same security that countries have enjoyed for years. If your house is broken into, they will send unarmed observers to watch the burglars and then spend months debating the appropriate nonbinding resolution.
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