Knicks Trade Jeremy Lin For Selfish Asshole Who Plays Knicks-Style Basketball

After another bite of sour fish, Doc struggles to hold down the Jeremy Lin trade, Derrick Rose in a gurney, and the wusses on the Mariners.

Kids Reenact: The View

The little players turn their attention to talk shows, sending up the queens of daytime.

Why Sex Is Magic

Abraca-orgasm.

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

Tech Trends' Jeff Tate explains the new service that pairs insufferable Apple customers with "friends" that will listen to them rattle on for hours.