Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 2:00AM Actor Ben Stiller urges parents with adult kids still living at home to think twice before shaking their manchildren in frustration.
Saturday, March 12, 2011 at 12:00PM Researchers conducting the Friendster excavation say the site has been deserted since the year 2005 A.D.
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Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb
Oprah's biggest fans will be entombed alongside her in The Oprahmidion where they will bask in her wisdom for eternity.
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