Entries in satire (19)
Report: Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds

Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds
In The Know panelists discuss a new congressional report linking all of America's problems to the fact that our entire nation was built on top of Native American graves.
FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.














How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him

How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him
Today Now! dating expert Rebeccah Rachel shares tips for getting the attention of that cute guy who's thrusting his erection inside of you.
Panel Of Caged Average Americans Weigh In On Economy

Panel Of Caged Average Americans Weigh In On Economy
The most reliable caged Americans in cable news give their trenchant, homespun insight into current events.
Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes

On Charlie Sheen's new cooking show, Winning Recipes, Charlie shows you how to cook using all of the power of a warlock.











